Archive for February, 2006

I Give Up!

Posted in General on February 28, 2006 by Steve

That’s it.
Spirit broken.
I’ll do whatever they tell me.
Filing? Lovely.
Mmmm… office work.

Warning! Tower / Gun Scenario Alert!

Bullshit and Spin

Posted in General on February 28, 2006 by Steve

This is a real bugbear of mine, bastardisation of the English language. The one that got me was when Fox News (I know, I know) started referring to the US sharpshooters and marksmen, rather than snipers, given the negative image surrounding the latter word.

The Iraqis were still snipers, of course.

What’s the difference between insurgents, terrorists and freedom fighters?

I don’t know either.

Whatever Bush and Blair want it to be, I suppose.

Garry O’Connor

Posted in General on February 27, 2006 by Steve

Has allegedly been offered

Replacing Caffiene with Funk

Posted in General on February 27, 2006 by Steve

My neighbours hate me, but it’s the only way to get going.
Maybe they should just get jobs.

Get Up Offa That Thing – James Brown.
Lucareta Mac Evil – Blood, Sweat and Tears.

At half six in the morning.
Fuck ’em.

Life without Coffee

Posted in General on February 27, 2006 by Steve

Is Hell.
Weekend was a washout, until I had a cup.
Headaches like you couldn’t believe.
Some drug addiction, eh?

Weekend Football

Posted in General on February 24, 2006 by Steve

Think it’s the Scottish Cup this weekend.

Nae Aberdeen, then.

Shite.

Soccer Column

Posted in General on February 24, 2006 by Steve

Pleased with the feedback on the column so far (up to 1,200 readers a week).
The comments posted are usually interesting and passionate.
Don’t know what the hell was happening this week, though.
Some guy called Edward has been posting some strange shit.
I’m assuming it’s a joke at someone’s expense.
Or maybe Edward got overexcited watching Brokeback Mountain.

On a related note, even if there was full pentrative man-on-man sex in that film, it still wouldn’t be as gay as Top Gun.
That is all.