My Cat is Shit

Have to face up to this gruesome fact.
It’s like a cat, only a bit shit.
Dog the cat is clumsy and graceless.
It puts on weight faster than The Legend at a free buffet.
It needs a stepladder.
I’m sure its favouring one of its back legs.
It gives off less power than a Fiat 125.
Clearly, being a cat called Dog has driven it insane.
Ah, well…


One Response to “My Cat is Shit”

  1. Ha ha, I like your cat already

    Neat site by the way.

    You stopped asking if I bought your book yet, so obviously, I have bought the fecker. It will be joining my queueing system (which is at the end of 22 other books).


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