Archive for July, 2006

Legend Restored

Posted in General on July 30, 2006 by Steve

The Legend back on top form.
All thanks to an unexpected reference to incest.
Well done, The Legend.

Dog the Cat

Posted in General on July 29, 2006 by Steve

Is too lazy to bury its own shit.
In its own litter tray.
Lazy little cunt.

Licence Revoked

Posted in General on July 29, 2006 by Steve

The Legend (under review) has been less than legendary lately.
No legendary deeds.
A less than legendary performance in Selkirk last Friday.

The Legend (under review) is under review.
Obviously.

Falling Off the Wagon

Posted in General on July 23, 2006 by Steve

Work’s do on Friday. Not ideal.
Socialising with work colleagues.
Awkward situations with a couple of them.
The solution?
Quadruple Jack Daniels and Cokes.
Now known forever as Beagries.
Saturday I was back to doubles.
I was hanging out with my real friends.
Assaulted by nightclub bouncers.
First time I’ve ever been ejected from anywhere.
Wasn’t my fault but, whatever.
Maybe it’s time to call it quits.

The Legend’s latest wheeze

Posted in General on July 17, 2006 by Steve

When in a confined space (say, the car).
The Legend holds his chest and looks in great discomfort.
You worry, as you would.
Particularly if The Legend is driving.
You lean in, ask him if he’s OK.
The Legend smiles, like some evil monkey.
Blames it on the gas he’s just expelled.
Busted. Too late to open the window.
Or hold your breath.
Please note. The Legend is thirty-two years old.

WCF’s Team of the Tournament

Posted in General on July 15, 2006 by Steve

GK – Bouffon (Italy)

LB – Grosso (Italy)
CB – Cannavaro (Italy)
CB – Carvalho (Portugal)
RB – Sagnol (France)

LM – Maniche (Portugal)
CM – Pirlo (Italy)
CM – Ballack (Germany)
RM – Riquelme (Argentina)

ST – Klose (Germany)
ST – Ronaldo (Brazil)

Useless Technology

Posted in General on July 15, 2006 by Steve

Modem’s fecked.
Intremittent transmissions when possible.