The Legend’s New Health Plan

The Legend drove down from Inverness on Sunday, fuelled by a bacon sarnie.
And a bacon double cheeseburger on the way.
With Sprite.
Complained all day about being unhealthy, and how it was time to make changes.
I asked The Legend if he wanted anything from the shop.

The Legend said;

“Aye, fags and a couple of doughnuts”.

The Legend then proceeded to watch 22 consecutive episodes of The West Wing.

In two days.

The Legend then complained of being; “tired all the time”.

The exercise routine has yet to materialise.
Tea last night for The Legend was cheese on toast, with ketchup.

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