Update on The Legend

The Legend has been keeping a low profile recently, for fear of adding to his known litter of three (count ’em!) piglets. However, in the car today we were discussing a romantic possibility for The Legend. When I suggested it, he recoiled in horror.

“Oh, I’ll never sleep with her.” Said The Legend.

“Praytell, why?” I asked.

“She wouldn’t let me”.

Then, The Legend made a tongue-out, horrific face. Worried that I’d offended The Legend, I asked him if he was OK.

“Naw, just had a flashback to licking a particularly horrible fanny.”

One horrible comparison to a hippo’s mouth later, we were on our way again. The Legend is alive and well, dear readers. Fear not.


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