Correct me if I’m wrong…

…but in his 1987 hit, the great Rick Astley promised;

Never gonna give us up.
Never gonna let us down,
Never gonna run around
Or desert us.

It continues…

Never gonna make us cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell us lies,
Or hurt us.

So, what the fuck happened, the great Rick Astley? Eh?
Check off every box on that list.
You broke our hearts, the great Rick Astley.
You’ve set back the cause of scousers and gingers for years.
Truly, there are no more heroes any more.


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