Proof I’m getting old

Pubs are shite now.

Full of wee wankers.

Overpriced.

More concerned with adding annoying “leisure pursuits” than pouring beer.

Too many cheery fuckers, n’all.

I’ve no objections to people enjoying themselves.

Just that fake pish, OTT behaviour.

I’m gonnae open my own pub.

Nae music, nae windaes, nae atmosphere.

Except dank.  I miss dank. 

In memory of the old Melody Maker column the name will be…

The Cunt and Ferret. 

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