He wants to lead our country!

From Hugh Muir’s Diary, Friday September 28, The Guardian;

“There has been so much unpleasantness surrounding Dame Shirley Porter and the gerrymandering scandal at Westminster council, and there were no winners. She was disgraced. Millions were squandered. Lives destroyed. We learn that, more than 20 years later, the matter is at an end. Scotland Yard confirms that, having explored allegations of perjury, it “will not investigate these matters further”. Now we need ideas for returning Dame Shirley to the apex of public life. Something to do with housing, maybe. Or electoral reform.

· She may wish to re-enter Tory politics – so much there to attract the floating voter. She might advise David Cameron on how to engage with minorities. For this would be the same David Cameron who encountered DJ Swami, the British Asian music producer, on a flight to Berlin the other day. They chatted, amicably it seemed, before the Tory leader returned to his reading: a Wikipedia page profiling Angela Merkel. What happened next is disputed. The musician, whose band (also called Swami) top the BBC Asian Network chart, claims that, as he walked away from the plane, he heard the Tory leader joshing about the person he had just met. “He said ‘They’re called Swami, ha, ha’,” the DJ told us. “I felt pretty hurt.” Mr Cameron strongly denies making disrespectful remarks, and it’s just as well. There are a lot of folk out there with exotic-sounding names. So many wouldn’t get the joke.”

More Boris than Tony, after all, eh David? You cunt.

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