Fitness problems

Been getting back into using the cross-trainer more often recently (the Spazzinator 2000, you cannot use it without looking undignified).  Unfortunately, a fork in the road occurred recently.  Someone who almost never uses it (to save his blushes, lets call him The L****d), managed to break it.  The central bolt on the wheel, the one that’s good for 10,00 miles.  I heard the clunk from the next room and knew immediately.  Our anonymous protagonist immediately went mental, saying; “I could’ve broken my leg, man!”

I’ll break both of your legs, you fucker….

In the man’s defence, he has spoken to the sports shop and arranged a replacement.  I do have a fear, however, that I’ll come home from work and found out he’s swapped it for a pool table.


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