The Christmas Spirit…

…so sing along now!

On the 12th of December, Rangers gave to me….

12th man in silence,
11 bottlers bottling,
10 outfield misfits,
9 points were hoped for,

8 points required,
7 wasn’t good enough,
6 Fergie greeting,
5 aatttt thhhheeee baaaaack!

4 midfield numpties,

3 French goals,

2 touchline cunts…
…and the Miss of the Century!

or;

Christmas time, Valium and wine,
Children indulging in petty crime,
Dads on the heroin, mums out of their tree,
Christmas is great, when you live in Dundee!

Ho, ho, ho!

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