Archive for January, 2008

R.I.P. Jeremy Beadle…

Posted in General on January 30, 2008 by Steve

…here are the jokes;

Jeremy Beadle would still be alive today, if only he could of got the lid off of his tablets.

Poor old Jeremy Beadle. Still, at least his hand can be donated to a child.

Beadle’s no longer about, but out of respect for his life, let’s give the man a big hand.

Jeremy Beadle was a great man. He reached out to all walks of life.
Unfortunately, nobody noticed.

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For no reason…

Posted in General on January 28, 2008 by Steve

…other than it’s funny.

The Godfather of Soul (R.I.P.), wrecked on telly. 

He does, indeed, feel good.

Fit like, Codfaither?

Posted in General on January 28, 2008 by Steve

Aberdonian Mafia Don story.

If it seems like most of posts theses days are links to the writings of others, that’s because they are.  O.U. essays, and all that…

Momentous moments in History

Posted in General on January 27, 2008 by Steve

14/04/1912 – The Titanic sinks.

22/05/1927 – Lindbergh flies across the Atlantic.

06/06/1944 – D-Day Landings.

02/06/1953 – Edmund Hilary climbs Everest.

07/02/1954 – Bannister runs 1st 4 minute mile.

12/04/1961 – Yuri Gagarin; first man in space.

21/07/1969 – Neil Armstrong; first man on the moon.

25/01/2008 – The Legend, voluntarily, has rice twice in the same day.

I know what shocks me the most (no chips, either!). By sheer coincidence, that evening included a trip to the pub (to celebrate?) for several pints and The Legend‘s early drunken exit. The next morning, The Legend informed me of a traumatic gut problem, that resulted in The Legend sitting on the toilet for ages, doing The Legend‘s agonising, shameful business.

“I think it was all that rice I had, yesterday.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you – The Legend.

State of the Nation?

Posted in General on January 27, 2008 by Steve

Rod Liddle says ridicule fatties.

Ian Bell’s Saturday Essay

Posted in General on January 26, 2008 by Steve

Peter Hain and New Labour get it in the neck.

Forgot to post this yesterday…

Posted in General on January 26, 2008 by Steve

25/01/1995.

Joyeaux anniversaire, mon ami!