Archive for May, 2008

More nonsense…

Posted in General on May 31, 2008 by Steve

…compose your own letter to Michael Jackson-haters.

This is super…

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Become closer to God

Posted in General on May 31, 2008 by Steve

I’ve probably posted this before, but I don’t care.

Take the test, link below.

Should I stalk William Shatner?

You can probably guess my score.

Ian Bell’s Saturday Essay

Posted in General on May 31, 2008 by Steve

Ian Bell on the price of oil.

Fascinating…

Posted in General on May 30, 2008 by Steve

…at least to me.  First ever sighting of Amazonian tribe.

Totally cut off from the rest of the world.

No Greek or Roman societies.  No World Wars.

No Renaissance.   No technology.

Then again, they’ve never seen Big Brother.

I reckon Josef Fritzl’s the man to fix that show…

The Love Equation

Posted in General on May 28, 2008 by Steve

I’ve discovered the equation that explains absolute peak fertitlity.  Childless couples, worldwode, rejoice!  For I am giving it away free!

It involves lustfulness(l), ruthless biological efficiency (e), confidence, to the point of gallusness (g), further reference to ruthless biological efficiency (e), female neediness (n) and minimum distance for seed travel (d).  Serve liberally with alcohol (though remembering that ruthless biological efficiency (e) is the most important factor, so too much alcohol may hinder things), and the reproductive equation is complete!

Reproduction = L+E+G+E+N+D

Proof positive!  Now, if only The Legend could start experimenting with midgets, we could really be on to something…

Latest on The Legend

Posted in General on May 28, 2008 by Steve

The Legend, fresh from recent conquests, has become cocky.

The Legend insists on being known as;

(wait for it)…

The Sex-Provider.

Yuck.  Fear not, for I am re-educating The Legend.

By punching The Legend (repeatedly).

While shouting “Sexy-time!  Sexy-time!”

Probably only interesting…

Posted in General on May 26, 2008 by Steve

…if you’re a loser, like me?

West Wing, crossed with real-life political skulduggery?

Those who know me will guess who my favourite WW character is.

By miles.  The video clue at the bottom is a hint.