The Love Equation

I’ve discovered the equation that explains absolute peak fertitlity.  Childless couples, worldwode, rejoice!  For I am giving it away free!

It involves lustfulness(l), ruthless biological efficiency (e), confidence, to the point of gallusness (g), further reference to ruthless biological efficiency (e), female neediness (n) and minimum distance for seed travel (d).  Serve liberally with alcohol (though remembering that ruthless biological efficiency (e) is the most important factor, so too much alcohol may hinder things), and the reproductive equation is complete!

Reproduction = L+E+G+E+N+D

Proof positive!  Now, if only The Legend could start experimenting with midgets, we could really be on to something…


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