Danger! The Legend!

Warning! The following anecdote (from earlier in the week) contains an actual quote from The Legend.

The Legend was talking about his partner (Piglet‘s mother) and her upcoming birthday. I asked The Legend what The Legend was buying her and The Legend mentioned a book that she had seen in Tesco (undoubtedly a literary classic, then…)

Warning! Here comes the quote!

“But it’s only £3.47. Do you think I

should get her something else, as well?”

What’s more worrying is the fact that they may produce more Piglets. Or chickens, but that’s another story for another time.

The Legend rides again, people.

Start stocking up on tinned food for the apocalypse.


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