Archive for June, 2010

Bugle Death Threat and Curse HQ

Posted in Uncategorized on June 26, 2010 by Steve

In the tradition of abusing google maps for childish amusement, here’s the Bugle’s effort.

The Bugle is a clever, funny, but childish weekly podcast from the Times.

Get it here, so you don’t have to pay for shiny new Times website.

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World Cup – staffed by morons?

Posted in Uncategorized on June 17, 2010 by Steve

Excellent article by The Scotsman’s Tom English (who is, of course, Irish…) about the terrible punditry we, as viewers and supporters, are paying for. As (ahem!) a former columnist, roundabout-way BBC contributor and World Cup Fantasy guru (my FF team is miles clear in the office super league, with more goals scored than the other nine players put together), I have to agree that the punditry is ignorant and fucking atrocious.

As for intellect? Well, one was sacked this week for trying to use his comped tickets to get his hole. Comped tickets? For TV presenters, who are supposed to be working? Fucksake…

English, you may remember, was the panelist on Radio Scotland that enraged then SFA Chief Executive Gordon Smith to the point the bewigged former hun cunt, incredibly, phoned the show live, at which point English tore him to pieces over Smith’s distinction between hun cunts Barry Fergus-Hun and Allan Mac-Raper being banned for life, or for just their Scotland playing careers. I listened to it live, it was jolly good.

Seriously, in any other news or entertainment show on television, basic ability to communicate is demanded, not just hoped for. Also, can you tell me why the BBC put subtitles on Trawlermen, but expect us to manage with Emmanuel Adebayor (who’s grasp of English is admirable, but that really isn’t the point)? Ah fuck it, given his obscene salary, he’s probably as big a tory cunt as the fisherman but, unlike them, he isn’t going to be a hun cunt as well.

At least the fishermen that are hun cunts might endup thrown overboard into the North Sea, which is more than we can say for Smith (a terrible pundit himself), Ferguson and McGregor. I suppose I can still dream…

Nail. Head.

Posted in Uncategorized on June 15, 2010 by Steve

Ian Bell pushes the buttons.

And again.

Anthem Update

Posted in Uncategorized on June 12, 2010 by Steve

God save our Robert Green

Long live our Robert Green

God save Rob Green

Scotland uproarious

Goalie notorious

England not victorious

God save Rob Green

Won’t someone please think of the children?

Posted in Uncategorized on June 12, 2010 by Steve

Typical tabloid pish from the worst British paper.

Apparently, you can be a fan of Frankie Boyle, to the point of buying tickets to his adults-only show, then feel the need to be offended. Then whine to the whole world about how offended you are.

Oh, and then the paper prints the jokes on the same page, so others can be offended. Jesus…

Alternative World Cup Anthem

Posted in Uncategorized on June 12, 2010 by Steve

God save your fitba team
Your shitey fitba team
God save your team
U.S. are coasting it
John Terry’s blown it
He’d rather be roasting it
God save your team

“Won” it in sixty-six
Linesman helped with the fix
God save your team
Nation of cheating pricks
Whole world thinks you’re dicks
Did you cap that Graham Rix?
God curse your team

God save your fitba team
Your shitey fitba team
God save your team
Get that wall back ten yard
Nice dive from Steve Gerrard
You don’t cheat, you just “try hard”
God save your team

You’ll cheer for Ashley Cole
You cunts have got no soul
God save your team
Mobile is up his hole
No need for birth control
And James Corden on the dole
God save your team

You’ll make the second round
Media champions crowned
God save your team
Just turn up at the ground
Out, your team will be found
Then it’ll be sorrows drowned
God save your team

God save your fitba team
Your shitey fitba team
God save your team
You’ll worship Wayne Rooney
Til his missed penalty
In the loss to Germany
God curse your team

ACAB

Posted in Uncategorized on June 12, 2010 by Steve

Stay classy!