Alternative World Cup Anthem

God save your fitba team
Your shitey fitba team
God save your team
U.S. are coasting it
John Terry’s blown it
He’d rather be roasting it
God save your team

“Won” it in sixty-six
Linesman helped with the fix
God save your team
Nation of cheating pricks
Whole world thinks you’re dicks
Did you cap that Graham Rix?
God curse your team

God save your fitba team
Your shitey fitba team
God save your team
Get that wall back ten yard
Nice dive from Steve Gerrard
You don’t cheat, you just “try hard”
God save your team

You’ll cheer for Ashley Cole
You cunts have got no soul
God save your team
Mobile is up his hole
No need for birth control
And James Corden on the dole
God save your team

You’ll make the second round
Media champions crowned
God save your team
Just turn up at the ground
Out, your team will be found
Then it’ll be sorrows drowned
God save your team

God save your fitba team
Your shitey fitba team
God save your team
You’ll worship Wayne Rooney
Til his missed penalty
In the loss to Germany
God curse your team

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