Finally…

..redressing the balance after a week of toadying and crawling to a bigoted old cunt. I am embarrassed to share an island with these fuckers, though I think the sycophants are worse. I bet if he could, he’d shoot a sycophant; as it sounds like an endangered species.

In the interests of balance, I should say something positive about him. He’s the best dressed and groomed man in the world. Then again, if I had a barber’s shop in my house, for my own personal use, servants to dress me, no job obligations and untold wealth my whole life, I’d probably look better.

Cunt.